So I was just getting up when I heard a commotion from the dog. Turns out she was having a seizure. This is not a fun thing. She was thrashing around and foaming at the mouth. Her whole body was rigid. Of course I did the only thing I could do, and I kinda held her down and tried to prevent her from banging into anything too hard. 45 seconds or so later she was completely fine, just looked a bit tired.
We’ve been napping and watching tennis since then, and there have been no repeat perfomances (which the vet told me to watch out for).